Thursday, February 19, 2009

Funny Tips on Success

How to Get Along with Your Spouse (and Others)

When your spouse does something wrong, how do you react?
Some spouses like to blame. "You really embarrassed me when you told that stupid joke. You make me want to stay at home."
Other spouses prefer to criticize. "You’re so fat it makes me sick."
Getting even is also a favorite response. "Well, because you were flirting with Chris, I decided to flirt with Pat." (For rest of article, click here.)

How to Solve Money Problems
How do you solve money problems?
1. Stop spending
2. Worry
3. Blame someone or something
4. Give up
5. Go further into debt
6. Sell a possession
7. Become depressed
8. Complain
9. Cheat or steal
10. Hope someone will just give you the money you need

Of course, none of these solutions help you gain more money.